I love having tall guys as bouncers. They have an intimidation factor that you just cant get out of anyone under 6'1, which is why I love having the Giant on my side, and last night I used this to a complete advantage.
Last night I saw a guy and a girl making out just outside of the bathrooms. Being the smart guy I am (sometimes) I decided to watch and make sure they weren't going to become indecent. Well I got distracted for a split second and looked back over towards the bathrooms and sure enough, the lovebirds were gone. So I made a guess as to were they where at and walked right into the mens bathroom. I walked up to the big handicap stall and I could hear something, but i needed to be sure, thus I summoned the Giant. I told the Giant to go into the bathroom check out the stall and report back to me. The Giant walked in and walked back out and signaled me into the bathroom. See the giant is 6'10, much taller than your average bathroom stall so the Giant has a great view of everything around him. The Giant peaked over the stall and low and behold, saw the girl on her knees, giving the guy a blow job. So we knocked on the door and told them "alright kids funs over you gotta get out" to where a man at a urinal shouted "ooooooooooooooooh snap!"
The man came out trying to put his pants back on. He had a shit eating grin but was very red in the face. The girl on the other hand, her eyes were huge and was also red in the face. We escorted them out without a problem, I was even able to throw in a "you kids have a fun night now!" when we got to the door.
At closing I made sure that the newest bouncer used extra sanitizer in the handicap stall.
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